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1ce James Bond shoots a prsn & say I m Bond, James Bond. Climax- Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws
at Bond, n Bond dies d prsn says- I m Kant, Rajnikant.
Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury.. How ?? . . . Coz Rajnikanth poked
him on Facebook.
English Movies Dubbed in Hindi: Hurt Locker – Ghayal Tijori Batman- Ballebaj She "s the man- Bobby
darling Blood diamond- Khooni Heera Saw- Dekha Saw2- Doabara Dekha Saw3- Phirse Dekha Saw4- Baar Baar Dekha Superman,Spiderman,X-men,Hulk etc- Rajn
Why does needle of Magnetic Compass always point towards North? Because Rajnikanth lives in the South
and no one can point at him.
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live. * Outer space
exists because it was afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant. * Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
1. Once Rajnikanth scanned anti-virus. 2. Once Rajnikanth taught a child to speak very fast english,
that child is today kn as famous rapper eminem. 3. Oxford can give any word meaning but rajnikanth can give meaning of oxford. 4. Rajnikanth does not l
Once Rajnikanth was playing cricket in the monsoons.. . and the Rain was cancelled due to the
Breaking News: Rajnikanth Purchases Two NANO Cars for . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Skating…!!
Principal: What do you want to become in future ? Student: After studying MBBS, want to Join Policeforce
and get a good Job in good software company,and workas a lawyer and construct big buildings also conduct reserch and become actor. Principal: Hey
* Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile. * Rajnikant can slam a revolving door. * Rajnikant does not
get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost. * Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV
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